TIME-OUT: Can ND Stiff Bubba?
(We take another break from the more serious daily grind of Irish football and feedback).
An assistant coach for one of ND's opponents noticed that the team's star tackle, Bubba, always had a bevy of beauties hanging outside the locker room after practice. The coach could not believe that Bubba could handle all of them.
So, he finally asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?"
Bubba replies: "Well, coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw 'em forever!"
The coach went home early one day and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said: "That you, Bubba?"
(So much for the raunchy respite. Back to the bleachers).
An assistant coach for one of ND's opponents noticed that the team's star tackle, Bubba, always had a bevy of beauties hanging outside the locker room after practice. The coach could not believe that Bubba could handle all of them.
So, he finally asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?"
Bubba replies: "Well, coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw 'em forever!"
The coach went home early one day and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said: "That you, Bubba?"
(So much for the raunchy respite. Back to the bleachers).
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